{"id":344,"date":"2016-07-02T12:51:27","date_gmt":"2016-07-02T12:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=344"},"modified":"2016-07-02T12:51:27","modified_gmt":"2016-07-02T12:51:27","slug":"an-ode-to-brexit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Brexit"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Ode to Brexit<\/h1>\n<h3><em>Tune: Ode to Joy, Ludwig van Beethoven, Words: Sarah Brown<\/em><\/h3>\n<p>Cameron watched the rise of UKIP<br \/>\nFeared he\u2019d never end them<br \/>\nCame up with a cunning plan<br \/>\nAnd pledged a referendum<\/p>\n<p>He just assumed Nick Clegg would veto<br \/>\nBlame the Lib Dems, so much fun!<br \/>\nHe never stopped to wonder<br \/>\nWhat would happen if the Tories won<\/p>\n<p>Boris Johnson saw his chance<br \/>\nTo be the next Prime Minister<br \/>\nSwitched sides; joined with Michael Gove<br \/>\nAnd hatched a plan most sinister<\/p>\n<p>They both assumed Remain would win it<br \/>\n5 points clear and they\u2019d be done<br \/>\nThey never stopped to wonder<br \/>\nWhat would happen if the Leave vote won<\/p>\n<p>They watched Donald make a fortune<br \/>\nPlaying as to lose the game<br \/>\nWith a campaign based on nonsense<br \/>\nSurely they would lose the same?<\/p>\n<p>Bent bananas, hate the migrants<br \/>\nPander to the worst excess<br \/>\nThey never stopped to wonder<br \/>\nWhat would happen if they had success<\/p>\n<p>On the day the country voted<br \/>\nTurnout it was very large<br \/>\nStupid bastards went and won<br \/>\nAnd now it\u2019s Springtime For Farage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to Brexit Tune: Ode to Joy, Ludwig van Beethoven, Words: Sarah Brown Cameron watched the rise of UKIP Feared he\u2019d never end them Came up with a cunning plan And pledged a referendum He just assumed Nick Clegg would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=344\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2cuUO-5y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":346,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}