{"id":111,"date":"2012-09-19T07:44:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T07:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=111"},"modified":"2012-09-19T08:30:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T08:30:39","slug":"policing-the-land-in-honour-of-ldconf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Policing The Land &#8211; in honour of #LDConf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sound the blues and twos, eh boys and sound them far and wide!<br \/>\nLiberals want to congregate, but don&#8217;t let them inside!<br \/>\nWe know they passed a motion; it&#8217;s pathetic that they tried.<br \/>\nConference is not for these people.<\/p>\n<p>The land! The land! Don&#8217;t let them on the land!<br \/>\nThe land! The land! Inside the Brighton Grand.<br \/>\nYour name&#8217;s not down, your face don&#8217;t fit. Just tell it to the hand.<br \/>\nConference is not for some people.<\/p>\n<p>Hear the baffled voices on the left and on the right.<br \/>\nLiberals are just awkward sods, why do they have to fight?<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t affect me and mine, so it will be alright.<br \/>\nConference is not for such people.<\/p>\n<p>The land! The land! Don&#8217;t let them on the land!<br \/>\nThe land! The land! Inside the Brighton Grand.<br \/>\nYour name&#8217;s not down, your face don&#8217;t fit. Just tell it to the hand.<br \/>\nConference is not for some people.<\/p>\n<p>Clear away the protestors, they don&#8217;t look very nice.<br \/>\nIf they won&#8217;t go, then kettle &#8217;em: squeeze them like a vice.<br \/>\nTheir leaders shouldn&#8217;t make a fuss; not fighters, more like mice.<br \/>\nConference is just for nice people.<\/p>\n<p>The land! The land! Don&#8217;t let them on the land!<br \/>\nThe land! The land! Inside the Brighton Grand.<br \/>\nYour name&#8217;s not down, your face don&#8217;t fit. Just tell it to the hand.<br \/>\nConference is not for some people.<\/p>\n<p>Security theatre marches on, all hail the corporate state!<br \/>\nContracting with G4S, securing your debate!<br \/>\nNo liquids, flags or dissent please. You&#8217;re trans? Whatever mate.<br \/>\nConference is not for the people.<\/p>\n<p>By Sarah Brown, @auntysarah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sound the blues and twos, eh boys and sound them far and wide! Liberals want to congregate, but don&#8217;t let them inside! We know they passed a motion; it&#8217;s pathetic that they tried. Conference is not for these people. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/?p=111\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-equality","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2cuUO-1N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahlizzy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}